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“If McDonald’s is closed, I’m screwed! There’s nothing special
about it but it is the McDonald’s on campus. It brings me joy!
Last year, I ate there at least three times a week, and I’d get
two McDoubles each time. I doubled the McDouble! I still lost
weight, but it was most certainly not healthy. I’d bring the
McDoubles back to Spruce. I liked living there except for the fire
drills. At least once a month they’d probably go off, and they’d
throw a wrench into my schedule. One time, there was a really
long fire drill. It was multiple hours for some strange reason. I
don’t know why but I think everyone knows they use fire drills
to check people’s rooms for stuff, illegal substances. I never had
any though! McDoubles are not illegal.”